Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
- Betty White
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you never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
(Source: acutelesbian, via joanhollowayharris)
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why arent gay people allowed to get married
but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
(Source: shark-lady, via forlovers)
